Well it's that time again...to start new year's resolutions and give up by early February; however, Cali and I have decided that those false traditions are going to end in 2010 We are committed, determined, and excited to finish what we start this upcoming year. Here is just a small part of some of the many resolutions we have for 2010:
1. graduate
2. get good high paying jobs
3. buy another house
4. celebrate the chargers winning the super bowl
5. go to the circus and watch a one-armed midget riding a unicycle while brushing his teeth and balancing 3 little puppies and 6 plastic trash cans on his head all while whistling a ditty
6. getting our colon's thoroughly cleansed using an Internet concoction of buttermilk/peanut butter and a vacuum
7. collecting all the hair from our haircuts and knitting a fake beard and moccasins
8. popping exactly 1,642 bubble wrap bubbles....478 of which will be popped in the bathtub, 725 in the car, and the remaining 439 to be popped at an undisclosed location of our choosing
9. mixing ketchup, vinegar, egg nog, baking soda, Worcestershire sauce, milk, and a hint of oregano, and giving it to my nephew telling him its a "big boy's chocolate milk shake" and then laughing hysterically whilst making him clean up his own vomit and telling him Santa is dead
8 comments:
Uhhh yeah... I think you forgot to include me in the planning of our New Year's Resolutions...
Some of those sound a little "counter-productive".
How tired were you when making these?
The first three make sense. I know, you're being silly.
JK
Glad I'm not a parent of your nephew!
haha!! Good luck! I'll have to get that "Milkshake" recipe from you to use when my kids are bad.
See you've lost already. Everybody knows the Chargers will never win a Super Bowl.
See you've lost already. Everybody knows the Chargers will never win a Super Bowl.
HA!! whatever...
let me know how that buttermilk/peanut butter and vacuum thing works out for you.
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