Major Barton Mansion Update...

You may have seen the video of the Barton Mansion ghost that was captured by a couple of hooligans as they investigated a supposedly haunted old castle. If not, here it is:



Many claims have surfaced that this video is either a fabrication or just some creepy guy in a big robe holding a lantern, possible performing some ritual. These claims seem to have been substantiated as investigators have now uncovered real footage of what actually went on during that encounter...turn up your speakers....beware...this is the footage they did not want you to see...

"Lawd 'ave mercy pan Miss Percy."
Translation: "Lord have mercy on Miss Percy."

Nothing's gonna keep this kids from survivin'

The King of Kong...

Have you ever woken up in a sweat because you had a terrible dream about Donkey Kong? Lets say you set a Kong world record with 800,000+ points back in the early 80's. You held onto that record for over 20 years. But then some shmo from Washington, who was just laid off from his job, has nothing to do, so he buys a Donkey Kong arcade machine with the hopes of beating your all-time record. For the next couple of months, he studies the ladders, barrels, fireballs, and elevators that are mere obstacles in his way of become a champion. He now poses a threat to your reputation and ego. He ends up beating your score, and your life falls apart. Have you ever had that dream? These guys have...



If you're bored on a saturday night, I would recommend this fabulous documentary about one man's quest to become the Donkey Kong champ. In fact, I would recommend it even if you're not bored.

Home Shopping Mishaps...

Each of us has seen a home shopping network segment where we have been amazed by the great features of a product they are promoting. These networks are very good at making these products seem as though they are the best thing you can invest in. You have also heard occasional callers ring in and just praise the sin out of these products with their incredible, sappy, suck-up, amazing plastic attitudes. As perfect as they want these to be, sometimes things just go awry with the products themselves and/or the callers. Here is my list of favorite "next day meeting topics" in the fabulous, untainted world of Home Shopping:

1. Dell Crash



2. Durable Ladder?



3. Not-so-hot Samurai Skills



4. Lovely Door Chime



5. Another Ladder Great



6. Young Lust

So long Cone Bone...

This is a tribute to the funniest television host of our time.

Here is Wally relaxing on my lap.